What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:57

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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