What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

So they tried

Loons and Moons

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

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